Your Batman tattoo is amazing brilliant

Thanks! My buddy Robby Latos at Damascus Tattoo Company is the MAN!!!!

My new Batman tattoo. Background to come later. Done my buddy, Robby Latos of Damascus Tattoo Company in Damascus, MD. Robby is an amazing artist. Check him out.

Here’s my idea for a Washington Redskins Re-Brand or Redesign.  Since the team cannot avoid any sort of drama, They are now going to be called the “DC Drama”.

The most talked about team in the NFL is always surrounded in drama.  Whether it’s the racist name, the coaches lying, the health of the QB, the owner, the color of the God damn pants…the burgundy and gold are SURROUNDED and ENCAPSALATED in drama.  So I think this name is fitting.

Screw the Washington Warriors.  Screw the Washington Warthogs.  Screw the Washington Redtails.  I want me some DRAMA.  And that’s what I get every frickin’ year of rooting for my team.

Hail to the Drama.

By the way, this post is meant to be a joke.

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The Redskins would never do Hard Knocks.  But my Dad and I do “Soft Knocks” every year. 

Check out our journey to Redskins Training Camp, 2013.

"Soft Knocks: Training Camp with the Johnsons".

Every year, my Dad and I go to Redskins Training Camp.  This is our story for 2013.

Soft Knocks, Training Camp with the Johnsons.

Check out my spoof of Hard Knocks, Soft Knocks: Training Camp with the Johnsons.

Thank The Lord.

Thank The Lord.

My Redskins Jersey Re-Design.  Excuse the crude microsoft paint, but this was the quickest way.  I feel the Redskins unis could be modified enough to feel both modern and classic at the same time.
Step 1.) Darken up the burgundy and the gold.  No more red and yellow.  Take the burgundy and gold that’s close to the 2002 “Spear” unis.
Step 2.) Eliminate un-needed pant stripes and white stripes on sleeves.
Step 3.) Eliminate White pants.  We need burgundy pants for the classic, Gibbs era White jersey, burgundy pants combo.
Step 4.) Eliminate sock stripes.  We want simple.  We want classic.  We want mean.
Step 5.) Eliminate the flywire collar. Go back to the solid collar please.Step 6.) Make a modernized spear uni that incorporates the spear logo into the helmet and jersey. Wear them at least more than twice per year. Everyone loves the spear.Let’s face it, everyone has bad memories of certain uniform combos and good memories of others.  Let’s have RG3 make us some new memories in some new, yet classic feeling unis that everyone can dig.

My Redskins Jersey Re-Design.  Excuse the crude microsoft paint, but this was the quickest way.  I feel the Redskins unis could be modified enough to feel both modern and classic at the same time.

Step 1.) Darken up the burgundy and the gold.  No more red and yellow.  Take the burgundy and gold that’s close to the 2002 “Spear” unis.

Step 2.) Eliminate un-needed pant stripes and white stripes on sleeves.

Step 3.) Eliminate White pants.  We need burgundy pants for the classic, Gibbs era White jersey, burgundy pants combo.

Step 4.) Eliminate sock stripes.  We want simple.  We want classic.  We want mean.

Step 5.) Eliminate the flywire collar. Go back to the solid collar please.

Step 6.) Make a modernized spear uni that incorporates the spear logo into the helmet and jersey. Wear them at least more than twice per year. Everyone loves the spear.

Let’s face it, everyone has bad memories of certain uniform combos and good memories of others.  Let’s have RG3 make us some new memories in some new, yet classic feeling unis that everyone can dig.